I often wake up in the morning to find one or more children in my bed with me. Sometimes I will find them as I am falling off the bed because there is no room for me, but most of the time I don't see them until morning. I swear they are ninjas. We never hear them come in. We never see or feel them climb into our bed. Sometimes when I wake up sore from being cramped all night I swear they came, they slept, they left, all without us ever knowing.
They also have this uncanny ability to ninja creep into my room while I am dead asleep and wait until they are inches from my face and ask... "Mommy can we have breakfast?" "Mommy, can I play on the computer?" "Mommy, can we watch t.v.?" They never ask these question quietly. This scares me so bad I practically jump off the bed. I never hear them come in. Does this happen to all children or are mine just super elite night time ninjas?
1 comment:
Ok, why I am just now realizing that you have a blog? Duh! This is really funny about your kids!
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