Defiling The Innocence

Yesterday Andrew went to his friend Porter's house for preschool. After preschool the boys spent a few hours together playing. During this time while they were downstairs Porter's mom Angie went downstairs and walked in on this conversation...

Porter: Aaahhh, I landed on my nards!
Andrew: Porter? What are nards?
Porter: They're your balls.
Angie: Stop! No more!

I can just see them now, mischief on Porter's face, Andrew shaking his head and the horror on Angie's face (behind the giggles I'm sure she could not suppress).












I would now like to take this moment to thank one of our favorite families for either directly or indirectly teaching my children and my husband these phrases...
Nards
Nuts
Butt Munch
Short Bus
Chim Chim Cookie
Pinching a Loaf
Pimpin
"Don't punch me in the balls!"
_____ Nazi (fill in the blank with whatever is being withheld at the time)

(ok so I'm sure you didn't teach Timm, but you reminded him)

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